LOL! So I went to CrinkleWinkle, as I need to do an update, and I found this hilarious spam msg in my spam folder *rolls eyes*... I felt the need to share it.
"Why hello associated forum people! I well-grounded wanted to set up myself here as this looks like a dialect right interesting forum! I myself am interesting in things like writeing and computer revamping so if anyoune needs facilitate forgive me differentiate! I also Suffer from Sciatica so if you aslo have this disease suffer to me recognize so we can share out some stretches!"
Anyhoo, tell me if you figure all that out!
I have a regular visitor to CrinkleWinkle, who finds me via google search "girls in bathroom"... I shudder to contemplate.
I even recently got a weird stalker mail from someone seeing my profile.. yes the picture of Morticia in labour! LOL... who wanted to start an intimate relationship 0.o
Of course all future msgs from that address will be going to spam.
Anyway, I am really peeved about the code 16 error BS and I am trying some ways to save my sanity and find humor in the ridiculous for now.
That's hilarious. Makes my head spin around to try to read it.
ReplyDeleteToo funny about the google search. Thank God the people who find Zayne's blog through searches don't stop to comment. One of them found it by searching "penis envy."
You two have me ROFL with tears.
ReplyDeleteo.O lol, OMG, haha I bet they were not impressed when they saw your 'penis envy' blog :)
ReplyDeleteCatherine from DeCasims had someone often searching for 'hotdog sex' on her blog apparently.
*shudders some more*
More funny spam to share.
ReplyDelete"Submitted on 2009/11/27 at 4:49am
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Now for heaven's sakes!!! what the hell? This comment was left at ~15 Summer Hill Court~ page.
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"Submitted on 2009/11/27 at 5:23pm
My 18-month-old boy take their diapers off all the time — they love to get into their soiled diapers and have it on their bed. Everybody continues telling me it’s time to potty train, the problem my baby isn’t really talking yet. How can I instruct when my baby can’t say to me when its time to go to the bathroom? any suggestioms orhelp?"
This one was at ~A big night out~.
Yvonne E. Beatty posted it with an amazon.com link and this email address... FayeHess480@yahoo.com.
It boggles the mind! LOL
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"Submitted on 2009/11/30 at 5:46pm
Haha!!! Excellent work! Those dudes at your competition (you know who) don’t even have a clue! Keep it up!"
This one is from casavinowinery.com.
No. Frankly I do not know which (you know who) guys you mean??
*gigglesnort*
Man, I so hate spammers. Especially the ones that it's clear they have no interest in your content. They are just using your blog as a place to post their links.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I had a confirmation word for a while and if my blogs come in the spam radar, I may have to approve each comment.
wordpress has this akismet gadget that thankfully blocks all spamlike msgs and then sends them to a spam folder. I clear out the spam folder every once in awhile and it gives me a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteLuckily they never go onto my blog! LOL
ROFL... this one appealed to my quirky sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteAt least they got it on a topic related page, even if they did just use a search engine to spam LOL
"Submitted on 2009/12/01 at 9:37am
Bullet Proof Vests are so vital. I have a wife to provide for. Safety first."
It was left at my ~witness protection~ page. HaHaHa
By Bodyarmor, at bluedefence.com
LOL
These spams are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in the settings I clicked for my blog not to be found on the search engine. So far I haven't received any. Who knows what may happen tomorrow.
LOL, this one takes the cake!
ReplyDelete"Submitted on 2009/12/01 at 10:50pm
I have been searching the internet for weeks trying to get my hands on the latest trading software, I finally found a great blog blog full of information. I will be visiting it more often."
HUH?? HAHA, this was on freewill experiments. No links or whatever. Glad my 'blog blog' gave helpful trading software information.
Comment with reference to my chapter entitled ~The absent-minded mom~
ReplyDelete"Submitted on 2009/12/08 at 9:30pm
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog."
Why thank you very much! LOL, do these people think we stupid or something?
This particular character is advertising cell phone jammers??
Anyhoo, made me giggle.
"Submitted on 2009/12/09 at 2:08pm
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o.O increasing flavour? LOL, ok well I never...
LOL, I used to get numerous viagra and cialis things going into my spam folder and all I could think was, I'm a female. What do I need with those things?
ReplyDeleteLOL Dee... I am telling you! These guys need to improve what ever scroll or search bots or whatever they using.
ReplyDeleteBut it tickles my elbow and gives me a giggle :)
LOL Dee... I am telling you! These guys need to improve what ever scroll or search bots or whatever they using.
ReplyDeleteBut it tickles my elbow and gives me a giggle :)
Increasing FLAVOR??? o.O OMG, LOL, and ROFL. Oh, and TMI, too. That was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteRead this one today on the group blog
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That may be the best spam comment EVER.
What the hell was that person trying to say anyway? LOL, I was bamboozled.
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